Why Every Writer Should Watch Child’s Play (1988)

I love my aunt and uncle very much. When I was four and they were, like nine or ten, they locked me in a room with Bride of Chucky playing on the TV. Haven’t been completely right ever since. Mustering through my pediophobia, I sat down and watched the first Child’s Play film for the first time in years. And Chucky is a damn good villain, guys. Why? Because, like all good villains, he has Read more…

Why Every DM Should Watch Aquaman

(As of this recording, Barnaby has not seen the movie. Also recorded at 1 a.m.-ish. Also all the spoilers) BARNABY: Okay, Steve, let’s try to make this as semi-coherent as possible. I mean, you can go wherever, and I’ll probably believe you cuz I haven’t seen the movie, but let’s at least try to start at the beginning, ‘kay? Okay. Why should every dungeon master watch Aquaman? STEVE: Well, see the structure of the movie Read more…

Typos Suck :(

It’s been a while, huh? Working on some stuff while working on getting one of the books published. Trying to add to the Comics & Art section, and we even added Demon Fellow to Otherworld Stories! But I kind of wanna talk about typos. Now we’re kind of doing all of this on the side, next to our regular day jobs. I have more spare time then Steve, but writing takes a lot out of Read more…

Who’s Who and Who Do I Blame?

Every player has preferences for specific tropes in fiction that bleed over into character creation. Sometimes it’s as simple as you wanting to be a hot girl/guy. Other times you want your character to be silly or weird. And almost everybody wants to be that badass who either saves the day or demolishes the world with a bloodthirsty fist. Our group’s no different. And so for those reading the campaign journals, I’ve made a list Read more…

Quick(ish) Notes and Recommendations

As far as our Adventure Journals go, the timeline can be a little all over the place. I came in a couple years late to the game so even I’m still playing catch up. And some of the journals will be easier to follow along/piece together the magical jargon if you have at least some previous knowledge of Pathfinder, its lore, and how the gameplay works. The guys, especially Poldaran, have topped that preexisting lore Read more…

WTF Is This?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is our personal nerdy-ass space of the internet. We post fantasy, horror, and romantic(ish) short stories, narrated chapters detailing the D&D campaigns we play, and just random thoughts or whatever we feel like putting up for shits and giggles. If you don’t like reading for fun then this probably isn’t for you. If you don’t like stories about a little girl shooting bandits in the dick, were-clowns, or a wolf-murdering Kermit Read more…

How We Masters Came Together

Ah, The Dresden Files. None of thiswould have happened if not for The Dresden Files. Thank you, Jim Butcher. For those who don’t know, TheDresden Files is a series of books written by Jim Butcher (fifteen as of thetime of posting) following Harry Dresden, a wizard private eye working inChicago who goes up against ghosts, vampires, fairies, and the eternal struggleof paying rent on time. They’re great books. Amazing books. You should readthem! NOW.                                                                                                                                     (Or, Read more…